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fellow teens let;s hang out in the mall and cause a ruckus

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Cops on crime drama: We caught the killer!
Me: Not with 35 minutes left you haven't.


now i’m lying on the cold hard groudn

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i hate black girls

the sentence above is racist, but if you replace black girls with white girls you get a funny 1000+ note text post instead

its finally time someone pointed this out

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one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher 

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Hello Americans! I am an AMEROPHILE. I fell in love with your culture after I saw your hit shows, The Big Bang Theory and Family Guy. Now I understand your whole society, based off of watching just two TV shows! I know your “language” and find it beautiful! Bazinga! I love America because you really mean it when you say “I love you”! I declare freedom to football, 1776!